**~The Sillies~**

So, there was this undercover government agent who was a warewolf and he lived across the road..he clucked and he ducked and he got ran over by a train..he wore a tupe and a dinosaur tried to apply for a job and cried when he died.. Barney turned green and Elmo turned purple… then I drank a slurple..a dog turned into a cat and a mouse ran the wall..the parakeet walked on its head and the scorpion king married me..boy he was a loser… that was 1 month down the drain..the sun became the moon and the moon smiled at me..the grass fell out of the sky..and the rain shot out of the ground..stupid geyser,..or is that a goose,..heck if I know all the other girls are loose.. some guy called me on the phone that was really a girl..well I guess sometimes you have to just give life a whirl..my foot fell on my face and I began to think that I hatched out of an egg and had a tail like my dad said..the vacuum sucked up my brother and I began to miss him..did I ever say that he loved kim..the microwave cooked my shorts for dinner and then I knew uncle buck was a real winner..I caught the criminal down the road…he tried to run but I turned him into a toad..I turned into an Indian and scalped that cowboy..oh my oh my..do I sound violent or am I just silent..why does nobody hear me..I guess because they can’t see.. don’t leave a blind man with a blind dog.. there is a good chance they won’t get out of the fog..I don’t know who’s here or who’s listnin but I don’t wanna be caught kissin..why doesn’t the frog turn into a prince..stupid little story you weren’t real now you make me whince..too bad too bad this isn’t real..but I keep my true words with a reel..oh fishing pole of the sea..why don’t you catch my first fish for me..

*You can make sense out of nonsense